20 Pickup Lines for Developers and Webmasters

Styleist — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 16:28:36 +0000

The ladies (or guys) won’t be able to resist these tech-savy pickup lines. When they see you know your stuff, you’ll be unstoppable.

If life is a class, you’d be my constructor… because I’m nothing without you baby.
You orient my objects girl.
Life is so exciting when I’m with you, I feel like scraping W3C standards.
Girl, you and me are so compatible, I bet our md5 checksums are a perfect match.
You and me don’t need an API to communicate, we just understand each other.
You must be good at SEO because when I search for perfection, you’re my top match.
I don’t need to modify your stylesheet baby, you’re already perfect.
I wish I had the RSS feed of your heart.
If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
My love for you is like a session that never times out.
Our love is like open source software… it makes the world a better place.
I’d love to add you to my blogroll.
I don’t need analytics to know how many times you’ve visited my thoughts.
Can I get your IP address just in case I can’t find your domain?
When we communicate it’s like there’s no latency in the connection.
Everything you say is important to me baby, there’s no packet loss.
I’d give you a PageRank of 10 any day.
If you’re interested, I’d love you give you an inbound link.
You’re like a framework worth building my life around.
From here it looks like you’ve got an impressive Google rank.

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