The ladies (or guys) won’t be able to resist these tech-savy pickup lines. When they see you know your stuff, you’ll be unstoppable.

1. If life is a class, you’d be my constructor… because I’m nothing without you baby.
    
2. You orient my objects girl.
    
3. Life is so exciting when I’m with you, I feel like scraping W3C standards.
    
4. Girl, you and me are so compatible, I bet our md5 checksums are a perfect match.
    
5. You and me don’t need an API to communicate, we just understand each other.
    
6. You must be good at SEO because when I search for perfection, you’re my top match.
    
7. I don’t need to modify your stylesheet baby, you’re already perfect.
    
8. I wish I had the RSS feed of your heart.
    
9. If you were a part of my domain, we could share cookies.
    
10. My love for you is like a session that never times out.
     
11. Our love is like open source software… it makes the world a better place.
     
12. I’d love to add you to my blogroll.
     
13. I don’t need analytics to know how many times you’ve visited my thoughts.
     
14. Can I get your IP address just in case I can’t find your domain?
     
15. When we communicate it’s like there’s no latency in the connection.
     
16. Everything you say is important to me baby, there’s no packet loss.
     
17. I’d give you a PageRank of 10 any day.
     
18. If you’re interested, I’d love you give you an inbound link.
     
19. You’re like a framework worth building my life around.
     
20. From here it looks like you’ve got an impressive Google rank.
     

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